February 2012
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
stylesslutt:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...
– ladyatheist (via mamaatheist)
BOOM.
(via getsnarly)
clutter: Jenny Hyun need to take ALL the damn... →
nerdphobia:
sourcedumal:
Now, the wording of Floyd Mayweather is indeed problematic.
But there is something to be said about how, when someone who ain’t black excels in something that white supremacy has labeled a “black” thing, whiteness will elevate that person to God status. See…
OH TUMBLR
I have to learn that I HAVE TO STAY AWAY ON FRIDAY UNTIL I’VE WATCHED MY SHOW!
:sadface:
Fuck yeah, feminists!: PETA 'commercial'... →
fuckyeahfeminists:
I gladly am taking a break from staring at my sociology textbook to write about the latest (unsurprisingly) controversial PETA commercial (trigger warning: there’s a pantsless/shirtless injured woman). I think this just one of PETA’s many cheap bags of tricks where they feel that in order to…
ELLE: I’m watching a video of you two. Rashida Jones: Are you watching our lesbian video on YouTube? Amy Poehler: Yeah, it’s pretty funny. Someone put together all the scenes of Ann and Leslie and then put a Counting Crows song to it. It looks like Parks and Rec is a love story about two women. ELLE: Are you guys hugging right now? Rashida Jones: Actually, we’re spooning.
Well, apart from...